The happy winner of the English langauge hero tale competition is Viktor Vrbáski! Congratulation!

The Hero of Time

Once upon a time, there was a big long line before the Queen of Time… Okay, I will stop with the rhyme.
So the Queen was bored, she didn’t know how to kill time. She tried Science and Java, but those were more boring the boredom itself. So she announced a competition. ”The one who can entertain me for life will be the King of Time”. The old watchmaker heard the news, and decided to send his sons to the Queen. The first son called Polex said to the queen. “Majesty, I know a place where you can find an infinite amount of games”, But the queen got bored there after a day. The second son called Doshiba said to the Queen: ”Majesty, I know a place where you can find an infinite amount of stories”, but the queen got bored there after a month. The third son called Chronos said to the Queen “I know a place where you can learn about life, you will have questions about everything and still know all the answers.” “Where is it?” asked the Queen “Just the around the corner” and the son took her to the BTK. She didn’t know how fast can time run. So they lived happily ever after.